The apple rumbled down the aisle
And stopped beside a boot
The groom beheld its crimson glow
And stooped to get the fruit
The guests did cheer but did not hear
The serpent's sneering hiss
The apple soon would take its toll
Beginning with a kiss
Whoa whoa whoa
Whoa whoa whoa
We need to know
We need to know
The bride could not resist a bite
When tempted by the groom
The juice ran down her comely face
Like nectar on a bloom
The guests did cheer but did not hear
The serpent's sneering hiss
The apple soon would take its toll
Beginning with a kiss
Whoa whoa whoa
Whoa whoa whoa
We need to know
We need to know
The groom ate of the fruit as well
In solidarity
With her with whom he vowed to share
The knowledge from the tree
The guests did cheer but did not hear
The serpent's sneering hiss
The apple soon would take its toll
Beginning with a kiss
Whoa whoa whoa
Whoa whoa whoa
We need to know
We need to know
No know no know no
We need to know
We need to know
The guests did cheer but did not hear
The serpent's sneering hiss
The apple soon would take its toll
Beginning with a kiss
Whoa whoa whoa
Whoa whoa whoa
We need to know
We need to know
No know no know no
No know no know no
No know no know no
Words and Music (c) 1981, 2024 by Jack Morris